Science of Autorickshaw wallas

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

ahem ahem

b4 is start ma tale of critiscimatlast i have got courage to write abt the best and cheapest modes of communication. its like writting abt idiots who does speak smthng intresting ( u will understand if u live in the southern hemisphere of indian mainland)

b4 coming to this place( where i came with an idea of joining a race of monkeys and donkeys.. who have been shaved properly, taught sm nice manners, given ID batches!! ( actually they address themselves as software er.. smtimes for their self defence as IT PROFESSIONALS)
oops.. i shudnt be saying all this.. this is nt according to the company rules and policies and all blah blah ..
shitting and sitting in same conditions .. owning same to self maticulated values. i shud be barred or banned i dnt knw..!!
atlast, this is a story of a boy, who cried and drowned the whole world. he look so sleepish in photographs, i absolutely hate him, when he gives me all these weirdee idezz..
after 22yrs of continous training( vanvas ) of modernised human society, he comes back to town with a hope. bt wht he only found were idiots, morons, liches, sadistic ppl all around him, making him so insecure..
making him tired of all the bounty hunting he pracitised during last 22yrs.wearing battered clothes, torn looks, holes in his soles..
when he looks in mirror. he sees those shabby sorroundings, tiny mutants calling themseleves as homo sapiens gathering around him, even his clothes never wear as well as the next day, his hair never falls in same fashion, after praying and paying heavy price of his childhood and teenage.. he is still fighting a vicious circle of populated corrupt mutants..( still calling him to join their race of homo sapiens.. most decent human beings..)

this was a nightmare u jst went on with.. nw no more hopping around the bushes coming back to the topic.

its said ..
Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.........


nw entering in this METRO-VILLAGE( bang@whore - bang-@-whore, bangalore) as u may wish to address this big small village of india...
most eye-catching feaeture of this place. is autorickshaw( one mode of public transport) wallas.

these ppl drive u crazy with their meter genrated bills( tht can cause u more than any other expense)..on 1st day of every month i fix 40% of ma salary to these fuckers .( who speak their mother tongue. nt better than shit.)

they are shity, they talk shity, they look shity, their ideazz are shity..
dnt worry i dnt love using or watchn shit this much,, bt cant help bcz even cow manure smells better than them,
they are like yellow honey bees, hovering all over the small metro village.
they wear yellow dress, u can spot them anywhere.
they drive yellow auto-rickshaws.
i gues these many similarities are more than enuff to prove them shity..

these lousy buggers are very common in attitude with our corrupted politician.. they dnt move their hairy fucking black ass( dnt worry i aint gay.. i havent seen tht .. bt actually when i see their faces. it looks like tht only,.)

they charge u whtever they feel like, they will nt leave single chance of exploting any1. their meter shows bill tht is sky high..
u cant expect wht happend with 1 of ma friend.
as he was new to the city. he has to pay 150rs for 1.5 km.. u cant fuck around with them. they gt strong unions. and if u do fuck around.. u will end in hospital.. i have jst mangaed to escape maself from 1 like tht.

they drive like crazy, dnt have any traffic sense.. smtimes over footpath also.. they abuse any1 who comes in their way..
i am feel smtime. are south indians are so tied up in their jobs and all. they cant think properly .... or they are habitutated of getting abused, exploited and slaved of others !!!

dnt worry the only chance to get shit outta them is in night. and if u meet any1 of them alone. dnt worry he will be dead drunk. so if u want u can kill any1 of them..
bt be careful bcz most of the time i am also in same situation ( drunk ... bt aint dead )

they carry their autorickshaw as if they are driving rolls royce..
apart from all this they will nt take u anywhere.. when they are basking their fat-ass under sun. tht is quitlly never visible..in this part of world..




above WRITTEN EVRYTHING IS IN PIECES AND BITS. I DNT HAVE TIME NOR PATIENCE OF ARRANGING IT MASELF.
ITS FRIDAY, MA TL AINT THERE,. I AM THNKING OF GNG BACK TO MASEL.F.. SO THOUGHT LET ME JOT DOWN SMTHNG B4 I LEAVE THIS PC FR SM GOOD!!!


A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.